1. |
White Devil
03:37
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[VERSE 1]
I be puttin hard drugs
In the hands of ya chitlins
I give negative fucks
Of a hundred gajillion
When I drop this album
Bitch, I’m makin a million
I produced the last two
On an HP Pavillion
Yeah I get green
Like a fuckin’ chameleon
Your friends are all retarded
Mine are Sicilian
Rapin’ a bitch is
My definition of chillin
And if she give me consent
The bitch is hurtin’ my feelins
All them dirty words
Yeah, that’s my shit
I said shit a billion times
And bitch a billion six
Pussies and dicks
I have spit a bunch lately
I said cunt a hundred times
And that was just on Rachie
Cuz I like sayin fuck
But I love sayin’ faggot
I said 'em both, I dunno
I ain't countin’ that shit
And if a bitch gon’ tell me
Goddamnit ain't allowed
That’s the type a shit to make me
Knock a motherfucker out cold
Like snow, no
Whiter than my blow
I don't snort coke
It just float up in my nose
Spinnin’ bitches on my dick, so
I can burden hoes with vertigo
I’m yo local pizzeria
I make my own dough
No counterfeit, cuz
I'mma pimp and hoes pay me
I fuck pregnant women then
I cum inside their babies
All the ladies hate me
Cuz I'm muthafuckin crazy
My cock is like my Glock
It ain't got no safety
[HOOK]
I am the white devil
White devil
I'm the white devil
White devil
I'm the fuckin white devil, bitch
And a slight rebel, which
Might dwell in the ninth level
For the hell of it
The white devil
White devil
I'm the white devil
White devil
I'm the fuckin white devil bitch
And a slight rebel, which
You can call me
(Sample)
[VERSE 2]
Yeah, I'm a bad boi
I’ll break the first law of gravity
Smack you upside the head
And ya brain hit the apple tree
Call me Charlie Sheen
Cuz I'm still winnin’
Fuckin’ bitches gettin’ money
Like I'm Bill Clinton, still pimpin’
I don't ever shower
But I'm down with the bath salts
Flow so hard
It seeps through the asphalt
I am an asshole
It is known by the masses
Call your dead dad a faggot
And jack it in his ashes
Whippin’ kids in the retinas
With the jizz rag
Pull my butt apart and
Open up my big ass
Drop some shit
Like a single on iTunes
Women with computers
Be Googlin' my nudes
Got my dick equipped with
A thin coat of light lube
Swastika tattooed on the
Right boob to spite Jews
A goddamn degenerate
White dude with a spiked dew
Camboi Smif
Eats the pussy like dikes do
[HOOK]
I am the white devil
White devil
I'm the white devil
White devil
I'm the fuckin white devil, bitch
And a slight rebel, which
Might dwell in the ninth level
For the hell of it
The white devil
White devil
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2. |
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[VERSE 1: CAMBOI]
Yo my dick is so big
It's kinda like a sperm whale
Don’t let it stop you from
Swallowing my sperm well
Someone said it’s small?
Well, that’s a dern tale
Maybe I’mma whip it out
For show 'n tell
Show em all
I got the big hog
The circumference of my dick
Is twice the size of Rick Ross
Got the red rocket runnin'
Ready for lift off
Blew the fuck up, cuz
I couldn't get ya bitch off
Yeah, you could say
I dropped the kids off
Hand that bitch a fiddy
And I titty fucked her nips off
Y'all don't wanna fuck?
Gear up for defeat
Cuz the secret service couldn't
Keep your cervix secrete from me
Y'all need
To put me six feet deep
Beneath the trees, deceased
And I still be
Makin’ impressions among
All the dumb youngsters
Camboi will turn your infant
Daughter to a cum dumpster
[VERSE 2: ANROO]
So I picked up your girl
And took her for a ride
My tumblie rumblin'
So I took her to dine
At my house
We sipped plenty of wine
Took her to the bedroom
And broke her spine
She asked how was it
I responded, "fine"
Hurt a bitch feelings
And she start to whine
Abuse the pussy
You could call it a crime
Fucking me
Comes with a waiver to sign
I ran your girlfriend over
In my pick-up truck
You asked, "What the hell?"
I said, "What the fuck?"
You a damn fool
A monkey butt
I like liquor
And a slut to fuck
Yo man
Pass the cont-roller
Ask your girl
I'm the best blunt roller
I love my homies
None of the bitches
Your mom talked back
So I gave her some stitches
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3. |
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[VERSE 1: CAMBOI]
Fuck your goddamn
Face in the cunt
Cambizzle been had
Lacin' the blunt
Got a quarter ounce
Packed in a cigar
Smokin, eyes crossed
Like I'm a retard
I'd rather get high than
Spread your fuckin legs apart
Passin on bud just
Ain't in my repertoire
And I rep it hard
Like jalopeño pepper jars
Sever hearts of registrars
And dump 'em in the reservoir
[VERSE 2: DEMONSTA]
DeMonsta in the building
And he's gettin' his dick sucked
Can't fuck a bitch
Without gettin' his dick stuck
You're runnin' out of luck
And you're about to get struck
By a crazy motherfucker
Drivin' a shitty old truck
A make a bitch wet
When I call her a faggot
My bitch is filthier
Than a night with Bob Saget
If you act a fool
I'll put you in your place
Cuz I'm so fuckin' hard
That my dick lift weights
I get so high
I'd probably get lost in space
Smoke a blunt to the face
While my mind's erased
Girly say I'm stupid
So let me just be lucid
She thought we were exclusive
But we met on Okay Cupid
She tried to attack me
I had her pinned down
This is what I said
As she laid on the ground:
"Open up your mouth
And let out a grunt
Cuz I'm about to fuck your face
In the goddamn cunt"
[VERSE 3: CAMBOI]
Hey
I'll take away your ancient age
And make ya play with razor blades
Take ya to my neighbors place
To wake and bake and stay for days
Cuz I hate your face, I think
You're gay and gave you AIDS
Since you complained your anus aches
But mainly cuz you play for State
I'm the ace of spades
My pasty snake will make it rain
The mayonnaise and maybe cake
The baby face of Flavor Flave
And rape a bae in Notredame
Escaping on paper plane
My favorite vase is faberge
It's where I keep the dankest strains
Rap so fast
They call me Cam N9ne
Finger fuckin bitches
With the muthafuckin hand nine
Get my dick sucked while
I'm sippin on some damn wine
Fuck my shit up and I'll
Choke you with the landline
Big Glock, big cock
Plop it on ya hairline
Crack rock in my sock
Flyer than an airline
You're just a punk
And I hate when you stunt
So fuck your
Goddamn face in the cunt
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4. |
I Love Niykee Heaton
03:34
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[VERSE 1]
Hey Niykee
It's me Cam
I'd like to take you out to dinner
Sometime this weekend
Are you free then?
Ya like fondue?
I'd like to get on top of you
Because I am so fond of you
I could take you to the Melting
Pot for some dippin' cheese
But if you don't wanna
I can take you out to Mickey D's
We can smoke weed
I'll let you toke green
Treat you like a queen
No Freddie Mercury
Fly you down to my town
On the coast of NC
You're a perfect ten
The best we got here is a three
So get with me
With ya big titties
I want to fuck your pussy
Without wearin’ any jimmies
Forgive me for
Coming off strong, it's
Cuz my image of beauty is
Ya booty in a floss thong
All night long
Layin' and stayin’ awake
Thinkin’ if I had a soul, then
Maybe you'd be it's mate
Wait, I hate to say
That this is moving too fast
I barely even know you, so
We should take some steps back
Get to know ya
Just a little more
Open up enough so I can
Walk up in them pussy doors
In the jacuzzi
Or even in a cold bath
Needless to say
I would eat the whole ass
I know ya love me, because
I am mad pretentious
Come with me, cuz I
Got some damn bad intentions
[HOOK]
I love you Niykee Heaton
Into one million pieces
I love you Niykee Heaton
Will you please suck my penis
I love you Niykee Heaton
Come here and be my sweetness
I love you Niykee Heaton
And I wanna nail you just like Jesus
[VERSE 2]
Yeah
I can give you riches, rubies
Diamonds, and liquorish
I'll bend over backwards just
So I can lick your clitoris
When we get to buzzin’
Off some mimosas
I can guarantee you're gonna
Love me more than Sosa
On the sofa
Wearin’ yoga
Pants and dancin’
Twerkin’ on my boner
Screamin' "Opa!"
But ya ain't Greek
I'mma make your throat bleed
And fuck it till you can't speak
Shit, I mean
I think you're real nice
I respect you as a person and
I'm all about some women's rights
You should be my wife
C'mon, please?
Niykee, I would fuck ya
Even if you were in heat
Jeez, my b
Ya probably think I am a creep
But anytime you need
My face can be your toilet seat
And if ya say no to me
I'mma have to go to see
If I can get a piece of that
Lauren Pisciotta meat
And squeeze my freakin’ peter
In between her ass cheeks
Skeetin’ from my wiener more
Than I have in past weeks
Combined
I know my love is blind
But I don't mind, cuz my
Baby is one of a kind
She my valentine, I be
Slippin’ her some XY's
That can be my sex life
Until the end of time
I'mma kiss the bride and
Drown her in my white slime
I love Niykee Heaton and
That ain't a fuckin' lie
[HOOK]
I love you Niykee Heaton
Into one million pieces
I love you Niykee Heaton
Will you please suck my penis
I love you Niykee Heaton
Come here and be my sweetness
I love you Niykee Heaton
And I wanna nail you just like Jesus
[OUTRO]
Yo Niykee, it's Camboi
Listen girl
I been thinkin' bout you a lot lately, and well
I think we should take shit to the next level
I'm talkin' bout anal
I'll fill us up a hot bath
Light some candles
Get the smooth jazz playin' on Pandora
Then slap some KY on my goddamn cock
And slide that motherfucker right inside your rectum
Stir that shit up for a minute and bust a nut
Just hit me up, baby
Peace
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5. |
Spicy Meat Baller
03:59
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[VERSE 1]
I make a duck face slut
Pay me a fuckin' deductible
When she try to blow me
But the dick is not combustible
Plus she is a vegan
And she don't eat meat
Fuck a pedestal
I put the pussy on a peach tree
Climb the motherfucker
Then I eat three
Drink a green tea, take a pee pee
Then I skeet skeet
Like PS4, son
I am so sleek
I like performin' abortions
Cuz they are so sweet
I got a blood sugar tooth
I'm eatin' the fetus
Murder gets me off
So I'm beatin' the penis
I am almighty, fuckin'
BC señoritas
Double teamin' Eve in the
Garden of Eden with Jesus
For a month
I used to date a rude slut
Dumped her in a ditch, cuz
The bitch had a poop butt
Too much to discuss
I been up in whose guts, but ya
Mamma and ya daddy each
Made me bust two nuts
Ya granny in the whip
Smokin’ on the reefer
Fuck her pussy so aggressive
That she have a seizure
If the bitch is thirsty
She can suck upon the wiener
And if she need some money
She can suck upon the heater
I'mma beat her
With the muthafuckin’ gun butt
She may be old as fuck, but
She still a fuckin dumb slut
Couldn't keep her mouth shut
I plugged it with bull pup and
Fucked up the cunt like
A muthafuckin jump cut
Yeah, I'm so chill
My dick smokes weed
Toke from 4:20
To 6:14, fuckin’
Bitches in the bathroom
At Indochine
Fuck 'em in the face
Until they throat bleed, so
Profusely, that
MIT gave me a pHd
In bein’ the
H-N-I-C
I-C-U-P
But if you see me
Then you best to believe, that me
Is calling the damn po-lice
Hoes be sayin’ that
They want my penis for free
The thing about privates, you see
It doesn't grow on trees
If it grew on trees, I'd
Definitely cease to exist
Drowning in a sea made completely
Out of pussies and tits
Flow’s fluid as piss
Sippin’ juice and a gin
Shootin’ cumin and jizz
Into a tooth-a-less chick
Because she blew for cent
You and two of ya friends
You a dude with gonorrhea
And some poop in his dick
Got me movin’ a pen
Doin’ hallucinogens
And due to offense
I keep it pseudonymous
Yeah I'm Jewish as shit
I ain't a gook and a spic
In terms of intolerance
I use scrupulousness
Booty super voluminous
Grew to move with exuberance
Shoot a root through the cooter
Then I splooge in her uterus
But the cougar is use-a-less
Like a boobie-less stewardess
So I threw her in the sewer
With the numerous fugitives
Then a dude with a pseudonym
Threw me a tube of the Eucerin
Spewed I'm new to this, Ludacris
What you want me to do with this?
He said to “move, bitch
And get out the way
Then jack your dick off
And cum all over my face”
I'm like, “No way, Jose
Okay, I'm not even gay
Did I seriously hear that right?
Cuz that shit was cray”
“Come on,” he'd say
“It doesn't have to be this way
Just give me a little taste, babe
It would make my day”
“Get the fuck away
From me, today
I do not want to see you tomorrow
Or even yesterday
We could lay by the bay
Eat some clay and play games
Maybe rape your bae
Hey, I just may in May”
But if she gon’ be a cheater
Then I'mma have to call her
Tell her I'mma be cheetah, eat her
Right after I maul her
Bitch you better swaller
My slimy seed like sweet water
See me pop my cream collar
Like'a da spicy meat baller
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6. |
69 (feat. Douglas Roach)
04:09
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[HOOK]
I don’t wanna sixty-nine
Unless the bitch is on the bottom
[VERSE 1: DOUGLAS ROACH]
Yeah
Yeah buddy
I’m so sick
Call it sickle cell anemia
Ya shorty drank a bottle
And now she lookin’ like bulimia
Ya see me, huh?
I’m tyin’ to get my fix
And all these bitches want my dick
Like the iPhone 6
They get my wood from the back
While I smoke a backwood
And then I kill the track
Yeah, you know I’m that good
Yeah, I do it like I do it
You know I always do me
I’m never with those other girls
You know they got the cooties
Uh
Yeah, I’m a monster on the beat
Scary ass flow
And some pretty big teeth, b
Excuse me
Do you have the time?
Yeah, you love ya some Roach
Well then ya best get in line
Yeah, get in line
If you want to hop on pop
Cuz if ya don’t hop on pop
I’m fixin’ to pop a Glock
In your esophagus
What’s stoppin us
From gettin’ this dough
Count money, fuckin’ hoes
I’m never with those other chicks
I don’t fuck with those
[HOOK]
Because
I don’t wanna sixty-nine
Unless the bitch is on the bottom
[VERSE 2: CAMBOI]
Yeah, she tryin’ to get her face fucked
Bitch is crazy
Fuck her face into her grave
That’s some gravy, she
Got a pretty little girl
But it ain't my baby
Got a Chevrolet and an Escalade and
A candy paint goddamn Mercedes
Smoke a cigarillo
With my asshole
Yamaka condom
Straight out the tabernacle
Call me Dr. Dreidel
If you able
With yo mouth so full a cum I could
Scoop it out with a ladle
Soup du jour
I'mma order more
Bitch I'm always hungry for pussy
I'm like a whore-bivore
Slip into some board shorts
In which I never wore before
Eat the whole goddamn
Pelvis like smorgasbord
Meet me in the quad and watch
Me whip my fuckin nuts out
Drink a Natty Light, cuz I been
Dubbed out since cub scouts
Doin’ cunnilingus for an
Hour on a cunt's couch
Baby, can we turn around (go down)
And eat each other's butts out?
[HOOK]
Nah
I don’t wanna sixty-nine
Unless the bitch is on the bottom
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7. |
Bitch Magnet
01:58
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[VERSE 1]
I wear a fitted on my dick
Just to get it in
Pussy, ass, or mouth
To me, is a synonym
Just a moist incision
A boy’s dick fits in
Pumps, humps, spins
Hits, quits, then spits in
Bitches must be trippin’
If they think I isn't hit 'em
Get 'em pickin which fist
She wants me to slip in it
This bitch
Said I had a shrimp dick
Just because her man hands
Couldn't grip the stick shift
Bitch a dipshit
I don't fuck with it
Like Southern Tide shorts
With shirts tucked in it
If you see my penis
Ya best start suckin’ it
In my line of vision
Ya breasts are stuck in it
When I whip it out
Them ratchets attack it
Each reach an orgasm
And I'm practically flaccid
Higher than fuck
Off crack and acid
Bitch, you know I'm sniffin’
In them cracks of asses
So Jurassic
Like a triceratops
Bitch, you a faggot
Like some library cops
Conversed with a first
And I was very shocked, cuz
He spoke from his meatus
And my eyes barely dropped
And ya mom squat, bobbed
Then slobbed on my nob
And sobbed when lodged
My cock in her twat
Like a hotspot, casted
From a whack tablet
I ain't attracted to plastic
Fact is, I'm a magnet
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8. |
Cool Butt
04:31
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[VERSE 1]
Take a shit
Down a bitch's neck
Fuck her pussy
While we watchin’ Shrek
All these five dollar hoes
Be so lucky cuz I'm tangible
Wallet stacked with Jacksons
Like my legal name was Samuel
I'm the scum in your fridge
Drinkin’ all the Danimals
Smokin’ on that dope
Gettin’ high as I can manual
On the ripstik
I can do a tre flip
See me on the street
And I be like, “Aye, bitch!”
Damn you lookin fine
What you do tonight?
You should come to my abode
And get ya booty wiped
Do I truly mind? Fuck no
Do it cuz I'm gung-ho
For the bum though
Not the dumb ho
Baby let me clean yo butthole
(Butthole)
Droppin shittage
(Droppin shittage)
By the truck load
You best spread yo cheeks
Like butter
When I pull up
Behind you in your
Yoga pants, straight
Gawkin’ at yo cool butt
[HOOK]
Bitch, you got a cool butt
Bitch
You got a cool butt
Little slut
You got a cool butt
Bitch, you got a cool butt
Bitch, you got a cool butt
Bitch
You got a cool butt
Goddamn
You got a cool butt
Bitch, you got a cool butt
[VERSE 2]
Take a bite out a butt
Then I keep it in my lip
Like dip, I wish
I was swimmin in her shit
Like fish, I'd fist
Her fanny like this
Wear her anus as a bracelet
‘Round my wrist
Fuck yo twenty karat gold
I got two twenty karat hoes
One I wear in public, and
Then one I wear at home
Hobbit in dat booty and
Destroy it like I'm Frodo
Then drop that stupid muthafucka
On my nose in slow-mo
Bitch, I'm all about the round butts
I even fuck with brown butts
And if that booty stankin
That is what I call a loud butt
Booty like a mountain
I'm level with it crouchin’
Drinkin diarrhea out her
Sphincter like a fountain
I reckon that dat rectum is much
Tighter than yo loose cunt
If you ain't down with anal, then
I don't wanna do stuff
She let me in the back door
That’s a cool slut
Ray Bans on the booty
That’s a cool butt
[HOOK]
Bitch, you got a cool butt
Bitch
You got a cool butt
Little slut
You got a cool butt
Bitch, you got a cool butt
Bitch, you got a cool butt
Bitch
You got a cool butt
Goddamn
You got a cool butt
Bitch, you got a cool butt
[OUTRO]
Ayo
All you fuckin’ ladies out there, man
You all got some cool ass butts
I just want to shout out to all the fine ass asses out there, yo
Aye, shout out to Iggy Azalea's asshole
Shout out to J-Lo, and her asshole
Shout out to Nicolas Minaj’s butt
Damn that’s a cool butt
Quentin Tarantino, damn son, you got a cool butt, man
Marky Mark
That’s a butt right there
Christoph Waltz
Fuckin’ eat that ass out
Go on, fade that shit out
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9. |
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[VERSE 1: CAMBOI]
Bitch is high as fuck
While she watchin All That
Fuck a truck
We can hotbox my ball sack
Fall back and
She say she love my raw raps
Then she let me sniff her clit
And I don't call back
Smellin’ like a small bass
Rap game Fan Li
Got a big butt doe
Rap game Bambi
Your mamma suckin’ me
From my dick to my bare feet
Give me everything
So I'm spoiled like Pierre's meat
Approach the, sayin’
Teach me how to doug-a-las
Open up ya mouth and
I'mma teach ya how to suck a dick
Bend ya like an Avatar
And then I fuckin’ shove it in
Squeeze them Mickey double D's
Ba-da-ba, I'm lovin’ it
But I could never love a bitch
I just love the pussy stench
Kissin’ cunts so much that
I call my lips the pussy bench
If I could be a lesbian
Then I would be
So please let me
Smell yo pussy
[HOOK]
Let me smell yo pussy
(Just let me get a whiff)
Let me smell yo pussy
(Damn)
Let me smell yo pussy
(That shit stink)
Let me smell yo pussy
(Oh my god)
Let me smell yo pussy
(Smells like shit)
Let me smell yo pussy
(Alright, this is too much for me, man)
Let me smell yo pussy
[VERSE 2: DEMONSTA]
I love the smell of fresh cut
Pussy grass in the morning
Smells so good, that shit
Needs a surgeon general’s warning
I like it when my girl
Smells a certain way
So when I open up her legs
It smells like Chic-fil-a
On a Sunday
With a past of
Eatin’ chicken sandwiches
And elopin’ a gay couple right after
Come on, girl
Can’t we play a game of Show-n-tell?
If that pussy’s in sight, I
Want to give that pussy a smell
Aroma so strong
It makes me feel dizzy, let’s get busy
Today’s forecast is
A hundred percent drizzly
Smellin’ ya pussy gets me H
Like huffin’ paint
You say no to smellin’ pussy
And DeMonsta just can’t
I’ll smell it if it’s straight, sideways
Or at a slant
Oh shit, what happened?
Did I go on a pussy rant?
It’s not my fault
I blame the pussy for bein’ so fine
If it’s mine, I smell it, swirl it
Like sweet berry wine
[HOOK]
Let me smell yo pussy
Let me smell yo pussy
Let me smell yo pussy
Let me smell yo pussy
Let me smell yo pussy
Let me smell yo pussy
Let me smell yo pussy
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10. |
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[VERSE 1: LOUIS]
I don't really want to rap no more
Don't wanna hear the trap no more
I don't wanna hear the racks or the stacks
Or the volume of your packs
I attack when you track those fours
Know I got flows for Pacifics
Yoke, no specifics
I open and you can get it all
So I'm in her jaws like the great white
Hate, but my fate like
Construction, I'm knocking down her walls
And I give it all
Think I'm getting lame again
Wolverine
Get the rage again
Major Wayans
Feel the pain again
I'm just looking for the blood
Feel the rayne within
Don't stop
And it won't stop
Getting loose so it won't lock
But I won't drop albums?
But how come the boy getting turn outs?
Tire to the ground
Watch it burn out
Hoes wanna yearn now
But they get the peace
Like a crows feet
Say my name, but don't know me
No flex zone when I stroll
Like it's Sremmurd when I flow
But I don't
Baby, I don't even know me
(Ahhh!)
Maybe I should switch the flow?
Maybe I should switch the hoes?
And garden this
I'm just sparking
Pardon this
Heart of this
Is what I'm preaching
When I'm reaching
But they can't control
[HOOK]
You ain’t dank and chill, bitch
You ain’t even dank
[VERSE 2: CAMBOI]
Yo, Cambizzle get the chisel
Then he split the pussy
Slut twerkin’ in my face
So I bit the tooshie
Took a fuckin’ bite
Out her butt like a cookie
But I still made her cum
Cuz I ain't no rookie (yes sir)
Hoes on my dick
Like genitals warts
Always up inside 'em
Like a criminal court
Yo I finger popped ya girl
Until the bitch bled
Smdh, she
Suckin my dick head
Blew me for an hour
Till my dick red
Told her not to stop
Till my dick dead
Plant my fuckin’ nose
In between the bitch legs
Started chewin’ her clitoris
Like some motherfuckin’ Big Red
Before the trick left
I gave that ass a spank
Said she need a ride
But I got half a tank (I don’t have any gas)
Kicked her to the curb, here
You can have yo skank (she stank)
She ain't really all that chill
And she ain't even dank
[HOOK]
You ain’t dank and chill, bitch
You ain’t even dank
[VERSE 3: YOUNG RAY]
You ain't with some real dudes
What the hell you think?
You be rollin' reggie bush
I be rollin' dank
Young Ray, Louie
And my homie, Camboi
Swear I'm feelin' like Khalifa
Cuz we dem damn boyz
Yeah success is what I'm thinkin' bout
I'm livin' what I'm dreamin' bout
Connected to this music, mane
It's feelin' like we syncin' now
Damn
Flow like water, guess you sinkin' now
You better watch the throne
I overthrow you so I'm kingin' now
Cause you ain't even dank, boy
I be with the crew
NBE, Dartgang
Cedd Nati, what it do?
I be gettin' so high
I swear I don't have a clue
Rollin' up twenty-one
Guess I'm chillin' in the rue, ooh
Mike Loud
Go and write it in stone
Say I cop a pen and pad
But I write in my phone
Thumbin' through the check
Every time I leave the bank
I can see why you hatin' and
Baby girl I don't want you because
[HOOK]
You ain’t dank and chill, bitch
You ain’t even dank
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11. |
Trees
03:37
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[VERSE 1]
Aye, let me
Ask a question
Which way is
One Direction headed?
Is it up or down?
Or is it left or right?
If a dime's on its side
Then who decides
If it's heads or it's tails?
Does tails ever fail?
Cuz I'm pretty sure some
Times heads prevails
I'm givin’ head to males
Does that make me gay?
Fuck him twice in a day?
Is that a re-lay?
Is bakin’ a cake
A piece of cake?
Is a bleach debate
A clean debate?
What if I put some
Bleach in a cake?
What happens if I feed
A vegan a steak?
Does he blow up?
Implode or combust?
If you trust a pair of tits
Is it a trust bust?
If a tree fall in the woods
And someone is around
To hear it make a sound
Does it fall in love?
[VERSE 2]
I got a cock like a redwood
Balls like a cantaloupe
Flow so dope
Maya motherfuckin’ Angelou
The difference
Between me and she
Is that I am a ten
And she is a three
I'm a livin’ legend
And she is deceased
And I don't give fuck
Why the caged bird sings
I just wanna know about
The birds and the bees
And how a bee dick fits
In bird pussy
Because if a motherfucker
Want to get a cup of
Hot Joe Pesci
Do his palms get sweaty
Like his mom's spaghetti?
On his mom's spaghetti
Mom's spaghetti
Mom's spaghetti
No beard, clean shave
Am I still pretty?
Or would I look weird
Like Steve Buscemi?
Ben Stiller cookin’
Crystal in the city
Is he Walter White?
Or Walter Mitty?
When a fire fighter fails
To put out a fire, does
He get to keep his job?
Or is the fighter fired?
Is it better to be
Pissed off than on?
If I told R Kelly
Would he be pissed off?
Got a shower made of gold
But it’s not a gold shower
Got a dog named Courage, so
Why is he a coward?
Guess I just don't see the
Irony, but if he's
Talkin’ to a dogwood, is he
Barking up the wrong tree?
[VERSE 3]
Catch me hangin’
From a pine tree
Am I Santa Clause?
Bitch, I might be
Yo bitch spread her asshole
For me while we were Skyping
I blocked that trick on Facebook
When she told me she a Pisces
Talkin bout yo horoscope is
Enough to make me slap a hoe
Into limbo with
Leonardo DiCaprio
Fuckin’ hoes obese
Right in the roast beef
Smokin’ weed and holdin’ these
Nuts, sippin’ Codine
Stackin’ goat cheese
But my swiss is in the bank
Mack on that frumunda
Under Hilary Swank
Catch me chillin’
At the First Citizens
Like a little kid on fifty
Milligrams of Ritalin
Spillin’ gin
On Fifty Cent
Whisperin’
To his shitty kid
That he's livid since I didn’t
Repent for my sin, when
I whipped out my dick and
Hit his chinny chin chin
Then he went to my crib
And said “let me in”, so
I told him I don’t tussle
With a lesbian
Then he grabbed an axe
From the back of his Cadillac
Sorry Miss Jackson, but
Ya married a lumberjack
Curt chopped down
Every one of my trees, he's
One of many men who wish
Death upon me (and my trees)
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12. |
Sickest Wigger Alive
04:54
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[VERSE 1]
Yo, fuck Mac Miller
And fuck Chris Webby
Motherfuck Eminem
And his mom’s spaghetti
Push my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Unlike Don McLean’s bitch
When I jizzed in her eye
Willie Nelson smokes mid grade
I vape dank
Burned keef in Dutch
And then I ashed on Drake’s face
Adam Levine thinks he
Hardcore, hell nah
He ain’t got to go to war for me
To make ‘em feel the shell shock
I’m so hard
I’m the fuckin’ Hope Diamond
I was MJ’s medic
And I refused to revive him
Machine Gun Kelly
Ass up on the telly
Gettin’ rammed with a strap-on
Lisa Lampanelli
A porno flick, with
Director Cam Smith
Blood guts out the butt
Cuz I wrote it in the script
Cut through a uterus
With the tip of my dick
Smoked crack with Bobby Brown
And took sixty-six hits
Shit, I'm a 90's kid, bitch
I know how to use a phone book
And how to post about it on
Twitter through my Chromebook
No, you couldn't step to me like
A paraplegic deprived
Of feet, cuz I
Am the sickest wigger alive
[HOOK]
The sickest wigger alive
The sickest wigger alive
I
Am the sickest
Fuckin’
Wigger alive
[VERSE 2]
Yes yes y'all, I fapped
To the nudes of J-Law
And sprayed on tongues of cunts
Who dropped they jaw
When they were appalled
By all who were enthralled
With a plethora of hoes
Who chose to take they panties off
For the camera
You think it's so wrong?
For a dude to wanna view
Boobs with no bra?
“When the fuck did guys
Become so perverted?”
Probably around the same time the
Central system became nervous
Got my semen leakin’ from the spleen
In Morgan Freeman's autopsy
I've been raping bodies
Longer than Bill Cosby
In me cargo shorts pockets
I be dual-wielding shotties
Dos slugs to the face will make
An average joe so sloppy
Fuck a crime wave
I'm a known Tsunami
Fuck a dime face
In the chrome Bugatti
Crawlin’ up the drain
While you sittin on the potty
Cauterize your asshole
Cuz I take shit from nobody
Im so high
My ears seep smoke
I’m so shallow, but
I still get deep throat
The sickest wigger of the west
Except on the east coast
Bars so hot, I’m
Givin’ bitches heat strokes
[BRIDGE]
The sickest wigger of the west, except
I’m givin’ bitches heat strokes
The sickest wigger of the west, except
I’m on the east coast
Bars so hot
I’m givin’ bitches heat strokes
[VERSE 3]
Flow’s practically, the dopest
Flow since the dope patterning
Of flow I chose to throw over
The verses which I’m rappening
Peep the gallery
My artwork is masterly
My lyrics is Da Vinci, yours
Were extras in Love Actually
The only time you’re lappin’ me is
When you suck my Dick Dastardly
Ain’t no place I’d rather be than
Trapped in sex trafficking
Smacking you laterally
Bashin’ ya cap on the tapestry, laughing
Cuz you’re too much of a fag to contact
My house and ask for me
So quit sassin’ me
And come smoke crack with me
Snappin your chastity
I’m in your ass where the pastors be (orgasming)
Last Saturday
You happily sat at Applebee’s
And asked your server, Valerie
“May I have the egg salad, please?”
Pure savagery
That's a massive amount of calories
Grab an analogy, and make
Like Mary Kate and Ash-a-ley
As I lather the latter teen
In half a bath of Vaseline
Then fuck the bitch again
Before the end of my refractory period
Ya dumb dipshit
Listener of mine
You could never comprehend
All my vigorous rhymes
Bitch, I'm already sick and
I get sicker with time
Y'all should recognize I'm
The sickest wigger alive
[HOOK]
The sickest wigger alive
The sickest wigger alive
I
Am the sickest
Fuckin’
Wigger alive
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13. |
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[VERSE 1]
I have fallen and I cannot get up
Call Life Alert
I'm crawling and I'm horny as fuck
I kinda like the dirt
You seem pretty trill though
Here is my number
Maybe we can chill - no?
Oh, only dykes avert
Talkame, baby
I want to hear more about you
Hang out with you and
Strip you of your moral values
And down to your round boobs
I'll scrounge arousal
Lounge, smoke loud, and
Get milked like cows do
I'mma fuck a bitch wearing
Diamond shoes and gucci shit
Open up that ass and
Let me see that nucleus
Beat the pussy up
Like my name Uriah Faber
You think I am a rapper?
Bitch, I am a raper
Do yourself a favor and
Ash that flavored paper
Save the roach for later
We can roast it in the nater
And toke with Joe Frazier
And watch the show Frasier
Say no, ya cold glacier
Cuz you a total babester
And you retarded like a
Motherfucker with autism
Open ya orifices so I
Can stick my balls in 'em
Dunkin’ on you bitches
And then I call Griffin
Askin Blake if he seen it
And he said "I sure didn't"
Damn dude
Maybe you should pay attention
Before you know it, I'll be
The reason that yo babies missin’
I am crayola and
You could not rock with me
So make like some taco meat
And do not talkame
[BRIDGE]
Do not talkame
Don’t you fuckin’ talkame
You should never fuckin’ talkame
Just don’t talkame
[VERSE]
I get in where I fit in, even where
I didn't, persistently slippin’
In women and fill 'em with jism
To split them like fission
Within your wedding I would
Be the best man, to give
Ya girl a shaking orgasm
On a web Cam-
Boi Smif dunks in
Ya ass, like basketball
Don't y'all be flattered at all
I am on adderall
Fuck you, pay me
Hate me crazy
Caking ladies
In baby gravy
Make me saying
Chelsea Lately
Lately I've been
Raping babies
And I finger rape whores
On my finger skateboards
Ollie over ovaries cuz
That's what I paid for
An awful azul waffle's
Not docile at brothels, more less a
Colossal debacle for a head's
Nostril, navel to forehead
Corbin Bleu's cheese
Sudanese cornbread
I'm sick of receiving that
Boring whore's boars head
Dead and gone with the Windows
98 bottles of beer on the Walmart
Shopping Eric Cartman served on
A Trayvon Martin Lawrence
Attackin’ her vag box hard, in
The back of a matchbox car, tap
Ass in the hatchback and that snatch
Is wetter than a Pavlov dog-
Gone-it
I shouldn’t have smoked that midgrade weed
I don’t even know what I was talking about in those last couple bars
Just take me home
I don’t want to be here anymore
I’m sorry, everybody
I went too far and I’ll admit it
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